The Poop Knife

Jan 28

Post Office Might Cut Deliveries

WHAT ABOUT MY NETFLIX??? :’(

Jan 26

This is pretty much how I feel right now.

This is pretty much how I feel right now.

Jan 24

jwannie:

Heh. Tourism is funny.
(via Fanny Pack Antics)

It looks like they’re sayin’ “Talk to the Hand!”

jwannie:

Heh. Tourism is funny.

(via Fanny Pack Antics)

It looks like they’re sayin’ “Talk to the Hand!”

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Jan 20

#1 result on Google Image Search for “hot korean homo.” Please don’t ask me how this came up in my IM convo.

#1 result on Google Image Search for “hot korean homo.” Please don’t ask me how this came up in my IM convo.

I wonder if the dress/gloves are already sold out. I feel like I’ve read on at least 7 different news outlets that the gloves were J.Crew (OMG CELEBRITIES, THEY’RE JUST LIKE US!!!!!!).

I wonder if the dress/gloves are already sold out. I feel like I’ve read on at least 7 different news outlets that the gloves were J.Crew (OMG CELEBRITIES, THEY’RE JUST LIKE US!!!!!!).

So my studio apartment has been fucking freezing ever since winter fell. I get a draft that I had assumed was coming from my window. It was only when I was standing on my bed installing a curtain rod last weekend that I realized the draft was coming from my AC unit. I kind of want to get this, even though it’s hideously ugly. I get so fucking cold I never want to leave my bed.

Also it’s called the Draft-Dodger (=amazing).

So my studio apartment has been fucking freezing ever since winter fell. I get a draft that I had assumed was coming from my window. It was only when I was standing on my bed installing a curtain rod last weekend that I realized the draft was coming from my AC unit. I kind of want to get this, even though it’s hideously ugly. I get so fucking cold I never want to leave my bed.

Also it’s called the Draft-Dodger (=amazing).

Sign of Maturity

Being able to realize when you are an asshole and apologizing for it.

Jan 05

Apple PR Flacks Stop Trying

Is it a joke that Apple is saying Steve Job’s health problems are a result of a “hormonal imbalance”? Like didn’t everyone already know that? The dude is famous for throwing temper tantrums.

Jan 04

Attention Deficit Distillery

Attention Deficit Distillery